Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Mis(s)Adventure, trial and tribulation 16: What? Piggyback?

One fine day. Three ladies and a gentleman were enjoying a leisurely lunch, chatting the afternoon away.

Then they saw the guy at the next table playing with his daughter and giving her a piggyback.

“Wouldn’t it be nice if a guy does that with me?” G said.

Everyone just laughed and went, “What? I didn’t know you’re into acrobats!”

Keeping his cool, G said, “Don’t you find it very intimate? I mean, how often do you get people offering you a piggyback?”

While my two girls K and L were still laughing their heads off, I went quiet.

“In fact, someone did. But I didn’t let him.”

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It was about one or two years ago.

We were going to a concert. I even had the time and patience to go shopping that afternoon, thinking to get a rock chic look for the night. Back home, got changed and happily went out in my new look. I regretted my choice of outfits ten minutes after I left home though. How could I be standing all night in these 4-inch heels?

That was the same question he asked when he saw me.

But then I tried to be so cool and said it’s fine, I’m used to it.

When the concert was over, we headed to Central for drinks. My feet were killing me and I was hungry by then but still I tried very hard not to show it.

In the end, I told him I was really tired and asked him not to walk so fast. He didn’t say a word but slowed down a bit. Then as we approached the steps, he turned back and said something. I couldn’t hear him and asked, “What’s up?”

“Want me to give you a piggyback?”

At the time I thought it’s way too weird and said, “Nah, I’m fine. We’re almost there anyway.”

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At this point, K and G said with a cunning smile, “Aren’t you regretting not saying yes?”

Needless to say…

Mis(s)Adventure 不定期連載之十六:咩呀?孭你好冇?

一個風和日麗的下午,三女一男悠閒地吃午餐,說這說那。

忽爾看到鄰桌外籍爸爸和女兒玩騎膊馬,朋友G便說:「哈,其實如果有個男人肯咁同我玩都幾幸福喎。」

我跟另外兩位女友KL不禁哈哈大笑,並道:「吓?叠羅漢?乜原來你好雜耍架?」

G正色道:「你哋唔覺得咁好親暱咩?孭你喎?你話有冇人咁輕易肯孭你先?」

正當KL二人繼續笑個不停的時候,我卻靜下來。

「有呀,不過我冇俾佢孭到囉。」

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那是年多兩年前的事吧。

我們約好去看concert。那個下午我還有閒情逸致去shopping,準備以rock chic姿態去看show。回家變身然後興奮出門與他會合。怎料還未到達,便已後悔,我怎能穿著這對四吋多的鞋站一整晚呢?

他看到我也忍不住問我同一條問題。

我只有扮cool說沒事,我慣了。

Concert完了,我們往中環喝東西。那時我已經又累又餓,不過死要扮型的我,當然繼續死撐。

終於還是跟他說很累,叫他行慢一點。他也没說甚麼,稍稍放慢了腳步。然後,落樓梯那刻,他轉過頭來,說了句甚麼。我聽不清楚,便問:「咩呀?」

「要不要我孭你呀?」

那一刻我覺得很騎呢,便說不用了,反正就快到了。

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聽至此,KG異口同聲問:「家陣係咪好後悔呢?」

仲使問嘅!