Monday, November 29, 2010

Mis(s)Adventure, trial and tribulation 12: Star struck

Another normal week night.

Met up with Ms A for dinner in Soho. We ate so much that we had to take a walk before we could sit down again for a drink and more gossips.

We ended up shopping on a full stomach. Not a good idea.

After that, we settled in a small bar and continued bitching about our lives.

I was talking about how a certain someone disappointed me yet again. Five minutes later, that someone appeared in the bar. He was surprised to see me. So was I. I thought he said he was sick? Right, alcohol is the ultimate cure for all sickness.

Later his friend joined us as well. What a talkative guy. In about a drink’s time he probably mentioned the words “my ex” 50 times. And he wasn’t even talking about his relationship problems. How did he do that? Weird.

Soon, Ms A was tired and left. To escape from the talkative guy, I went to join the disappointing guy and his friends’ conversation, only to find yet another talkative guy!

And so one more drink later, they all decided to go to another bar - the bar that I shouldn’t go to. Let’s just say I’ve had enough drinks to throw caution in the wind.

There, my dear disappointing friend was busy socializing with the regulars as if I wasn’t even there. But he does that every time and I am not surprised any more. Once again, I was stuck with talkative guy number one.

Again the words “my ex” appeared too many times. Soon I realized he was trying to let me know who his ex really is. He kept letting off information about the ex.

She’s a pop singer.

Well as he seemed so eager to make me realize who he had dated, of course I didn’t say a thing. I would not give him that “wow your ex is a pop star!” satisfaction.

When I had a quiet moment with the disappointing friend much later, I told him about this. And he said “Yeah, and seems like he cannot get over that till now.” Note that it’s get over THAT as opposed to HER. Hm...

P.S. I didn’t get poisoned at the bar I’m not supposed to go to. But still I should stay away...

P.P.S.  The talkative guy pissed off the resident queen that night. I begin to wonder whether it’s because the queen saw me there or that he’s just always hard to please. But do I care?

P.P.P.S.  The next morning I wore my new skirt. It was a bit too loose! I’ll never buy clothes on a full stomach !

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Mis(s)Adventure 不定期連載之十一:阿Ken

經常於尖沙嘴地鐵站(港鐵至啱呀嘛,我知。)出沒的姊妹們,請注意。

1.
於尖沙嘴上班的S小姐某日外出與客戶見面後乘地鐵回公司,於那長而醜的地下通道,發生了以下奇事。

S走在那討厭、暗斜的路上,突然感到後面有人快步向她那邊走近,就在她回頭看時,那人便向她說話。

「小姐你好,我叫阿Ken ... ...」

S一面狐疑的望著他,一面繼續向前走。

那男的並未完成任務,唯有死跟:「我唔係sell嘢架!我係XX  Talent Communications…」

唔講由自可,S 即時還以凌厲的眼神。

「不如我俾張卡... ...」

不知S的眼神是否真的那麼厲害,阿Ken的那個片字還未說出口就已經吞了下去。

2.
一個星期之後,S約了P小姐HH。從銅鑼灣過來的P說剛才地鐵站無喇喇有人截住她。原來又係阿Ken!

結論 / 猜測
a.  S和P貌似恨做model的無知女子

b. 阿Ken 真的是要找model,不過唔係o靚模,而係中年女行政人員look的

c. 阿Ken 真的是要找model,仲要係o靚模,不過一見到S同P的中女樣貌,嚇親之餘,唯有立即掉頭走